Maalak, “Main Ik Ghante Ton Bell Baja Reha Haan,(Punjabi SMS)

Maalak, “Main Ik Ghante Ton Bell Baja Reha Haan, Tainu Sunda Hi Nahi.”
Naukar: “Tusi Taan Maalak Ho Ji, Ik Ghanta Ki, Sara Din Bell Bajao, Thanu Kaun Rok Sakda Hai ?”
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Wife Husband Nu: Taaki Vich Parde Lava Deyo,
Nava Gawandi Mainu Vekhan Di Kosish Karda Hai.
Husband: Ik Vaar Vekh Lain De,
Fer Aur Aapi Apne Parde Lava Lavega.
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“Ghanta”
Ek Din Ka 24 Ghanta,
Usme 9 Sone Ke,
9 Kamaane Ke,
1 Travelling Ka,
1 Toilet Ka,
2 Khane Peene Ke,
2 Family Ke Liye,
Apne Liye Bacha Kya?
Ghanta!
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Ek Bhikari Ne Bus Stop Te Khade Bande Nu Keha,
“Sahab 2 Din Ton Bhukha Waan, Main 5 Rupeye De Do, Roti Khan Vaste.”
Banda Boleya, “Tamatar Khao!”
Bhikhari Thoda Hairan Hoke Kehan Lagga Sir, Roti Sasti Hai, Tamatar 40 Rupeye Kilo Ne.
Banda Fer Boleya, “Tamatar Khao!”
Bhikari, “Theek Hai Janab Fer Tamatar Vaste Hi De Davo 5 Rupeye.”
Banda Fer Gusse Ch Boleya, “Apna Tamatar Khao!”
Kol Khadeya Banda, Bhikhari Nu Boleya, “Eh Banda Tottala Hai, Eh Keh Reha Hai Ke, Kama Kar Khao.”
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Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Nu “I Love You” Kehnda Hai Te Gir Painda Hai,
Girlfriend: Ae Tusi Ki Kar Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend: I am Falling in Love.
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Gamman De Tufaan Ehoje Chale,
Assi Ikk Duje Toh Bichhad Gaye,
Hanju Bhi Saathon Puchhan Lage,
Tuhade Saathi Kithe Gaye?
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Ik Premi Ohdi Premika Nu, “Tainu Dekhde Hi Meri Nashaa Ch Khoon Dauran Lag Painda Hai,
Akhan Ch Ajeeb Jehi Garmi Aa Jaandi Hai,
Sara Sareer Kamban Ja Lag Jaanda Hai Te Mera Dil Jor Jor Di Dhadkada Hai.”
Premika: “Tu Taan Yaar, Lagda Koi Heart Da Mareej Takkar Geya Mainu.”
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Santa: Tuhada Kutta Tan Sher Varga Ho Geya, Ki Khwande Ho Ehnu?

Banta: Oye, Eh Sher Hi Hai, Sala Pyar, Pyur De Chakkaran Ch Pai Geya, Sakhal Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Ae.
:D

Question: Wo Kehdi Cheez Hai Jehdi Wife Apne Husband Nu Saari Umar Nai Lain Dindi?
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Hor Soch Lavo.
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Ans. – Sukh-Chain Di Saa… (Breath)
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Sarkari School De Bacche Kisi Nu
Ghaseet Ghaseet Ke School Lai Ke Ja Rahe San

IK Buzurag – Ehnu Shad Do Ae Aape School Aa Jayuga.

Bacche – Ae Student Nahi School Da Master Hai…
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