Ik Murakh Folak Samet Kela Kha Reha Si(Punjabi SMS)

Ik Murakh Folak Samet Kela Kha Reha Si
Kisi Ne Keha, “Oye Bai, Avein Ni Khaida, Folak Laah Ke Khaida…”
Murakh: Folak Laahne Da Ki Faida, Mainu Changi Taran Pata Haiga,
Ehde Ander Kela Hi Hai Hor Kuch Ni Ho Sakda…
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Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?
Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu…
Banta: Main Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha Haan… Tainu Ki Keha?
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Santa is asked to translate a phrase in english:
“Dukh Hamesha Naal Rehnde Ne Per Khushi Aundi Jandi Rehendi Hai.”
Santa Translated it as: My wife is always with me but her sister comes and goes.
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Ik Nikka Jeha Baccha Badi Der Ton Ghar De Bahar Khadeya Darwaje Di Ghanti Bajaan Di Kosish Kar Reha Si,
Ik Buda Banda: Ki Karda Peya Puttar?
Baccha: Uncle Maithon Eh Ghanti Ni Baj Ho Rahi.
Buda Banda (Ghanti Baja Ke): Ae Lai Baja Di Ghanti…
Baccha: Hun Bhajj Lo…
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Arz Karda Haan,
Ohna Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,

Wah Ji Wah…

Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…
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Ik Darzi Lokan De Kappde Lai Ke Faraar Ho Geya
Koi Kehenda Meri Pant,
Koi Kehenda Meri Shirt,
Sante Ne Ronde Hoye Keha Ke Oh Mera Napa Lai Geya…
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Result Je Changa Hove:
Teacher: Hosiyar Jawak Hai
Maa: Rab Di Mehar Ho Gayi
Baapu: Putt Kihda Hai
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye…

Rusult Je Kharab Hove:
Teacher: Padhai Ch Dhiyan Ni Siga
Maa: Agg Lagge Es Mobile Nu
Baapu: Laadan Ne Bigaad Deya
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye…

Moral: Duniya Badal Jandi Hai Per Kade Dost Ni Badalde…
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