Teri Car Da Tyre Kivein Penture(Punjabi SMS)

Bantu: Teri Car Da Tyre Kivein Penture Hoeya?
Ghantu: Ik Daaru Di Bottle Isde Thale Aa Gayi Si.
Bantu: Tainu Bottle Nazar Ni Aayi Si.
Ghantu: Bottle Os Bande Di Jeb Vich Si, Jo Meri Gaddi De Thalle Aaya Si.
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Bacha: Mummy Aitki Aapan Saare Pataake Es Shop Ton Lavange,
Mummy: Na Mere Putter, Eh Taan Girl Hostel Hai, Pataakeyan Di Dukan Thode Aa.
Bacha: Paape Ne Taan Dasseya Si Saari Phul-Jharian, Te Pataake Aithe Hi Rehnde Ne.
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Shaktimaan
Shaktimaan
Shaktimaan

Adbhut, Adhamya Saahas
Ki Paribhasha Hai
Ye Mit Ti Manavta
Ki Ek Aasha Hai
Ye Srushti ki Shakti ka
Wardaan Hain
Ye Avtaar Nahin Hai
Ye Insaan Hai
Shaktimaan
Shaktimaan
Shaktimaan

Ye Atmashakti Hai
Duniya Badal Sakti Hai
Phoolon Mein Dhal Sakti Hai
Sholon Si Jal Sakti Hai
Hota Hai Jab Aadmi Ko Apna Gyaan
Kehlaye wo....Shaktimaan

Shaktimaan
Shaktimaan

Shaktimaan
Shaktimaan
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Husband to Wife: Kya Tumhara Shaadi Se Pehle Koi Boyfriend Tha?
Wife Chup Ho Jaati Hai…
Husband: Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjoon?
Wife: Pehle Gin To Loon, Tab Batayungi Na?
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Husband England Gaya Si Ohne Ghar Letter Paya, “Aje Main Ghaton Ghat 6 Mahine Ni Aa Sakda. Aithe Bada Changa Maal, Bade Saste Rate Ch Mil Reha Hai, Te Main Ohdi Kharid Dari Suru Kar Ditti Hai.”
Wife Ne Letter Da Jawab Ditta, “Main Sab Jaandiyan, Je Tu Eh Letter Milde Hi Vaapis Naa Aaya, Main Vi Aithe Ohi Bechna Suru Kar Dena Jehda Othe Karid Da Peya.”
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Ek Passenger Air-hostess Nu Kehnda: “Tuhadi Shakal Meri Wife Naal Bohut Mildi Hai.”
Airhostess Ohnu Jor Naal Thappad Mardi Hai.
Passenger: Aadat Taan Jama Hi Ose Vargi Hai Ji.
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