2KG padh kar kya job karega.??

Mom :- School ja...
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Pappu :- Nahi jaunga...
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Mom :- Kyun ??
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Pappu :- Job kar lunga...
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Mom :- Nayalal besharam
2KG padh kar kya job karega.??
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Pappu :- 1KG ki ladkiyon ko tution padhaunga...:O :D :D
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Pappu ne Cafe main Ek Ladki se"I LOVE U"kaha... .
Ladki ne pappu k Chatta Maara  Aur Boli"kya BolaTuuuuu....?!:@" .
Pappu Rote Hue Bola - . . . Jab tune soona hi nahi toh fir chata kyun maara...
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Cute dada giri :P
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child prayed god "plz give me
a cycle"
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But he didn't got any cycle... .
next day he stole a ganesh
statue
&
wrote letter to lord shiva
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" agar bacha chahiye to cycle
lekar mandir aaja.. " :P :D
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Gf ne Bf ko letter likha:"Meri life me naya...ladka aa gaya hai,
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Tumse achha..
Mai usi se shadi karungi,
Meri photo wapas bhejwa do"
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BF ne apne sare friendz ki GF's
ki 50 photo jama ki aur beech me
uski photo rakh ke letter likha:
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"Lo in me se apni photo nikaal lo,
mujhe tumhari shakal yaad nahi hai..:p
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