Boyfrnd:Me Tumhe Kab Call Karun..??

Boyfrnd:Me Tumhe Kab Call Karun..?? 
Girlfrnd:- JabTum Chaho ..! 
Bf - Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 BajeCalKrta Hu..! 
GF - Itni Jaldi !!! 
BF - Ok To Me 10Baje CallKrta Hu..!! 
Gf - Tab To Me College Jati Ho..!! 
BF -Hmmm Me 2Baje Call Krta Hu .!! 
Gf - Tab To LunchTime Hai Na..!! 
Bf - Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7Baje Call Kr Lunga..!!! 
Gf - Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!! 
BF -Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!! 
Gf - Tab To Sab Ghar PeRahenge..!!! 
Bf - Meri maaaaaaaa Me Call KabKaru...??
GF - Jab Tum Chaho... 

gf banena ka kya fayada
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Breaking News: Raja Pervaiz Police ko
chakma detey hue PM house say CG 125 pe
faraaar!!! -_-

N raaste m petrOl khatam ..! :xD

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Ek shadi mai pathan or panjabi ek sat baith gaye, chawal ke sat morgha be raka gaya
pathan ne deka to murga panjabi ki taraf tha or chawal pathan ki tarf thy., pathan ny us tray ko gumaya or murga apni taraf kia.
panjabi: ye kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: oye kafir ka bacha iski tangain Qibley ki taraf thi. :D
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Pagal hai wo log jo 14 feb ko
propose karte hai ..........
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Meri maano to 1st April ko
propose karo.......
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Maan gayi to 'I LOVE YOU' gussa
kiya to 'APRIL FOOL'. . . !! :-P
Think Hatke :P

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