Dunia me 7 chize asan hai or muskil bhi

Dunia me 7 chize asan hai or muskil bhi
1)dosti karna asan
.nibhana muskil
2)pyar karna asan
.pana muskil
3)bharosa todna asan
.karna muskil
4)yad karna asan
.bhulana muskil
5)jhoot kehna asan
.sach sun na muskil
6)rulana asan
.hasana muskil
7)msg bhejna asan
.rply ana muskil.
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1-2 Din Se Tabiyat theek Nhi Thi,
Tantrik Ko Dikhaya to Bola-Bhoot Pret Ka Saya Hai
Kisi Ghor Paapi Ko SMS Karo To Theek Ho Jaoge
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Ab Accha Lag Rha Hai.

Kamaal Ke . NakhreTere
Ajib Tera . . StYLe Hai... . .
 Moun Dhone Ki Tameez Nahi Aur . . .
 Haatho Mein MOBILE Hai :soory:
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Wife: plz zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.
Hus:I will charge 4kisses.
Wife:Rahne do,apne padosi se free me lagva leti hu,
wo hath daal kar Set bhi kar denge;)
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Animals Ki Khasiyat
Bandar-Inteligent
Dog-Wafadar
Aap Plz
Ab Aage Na Padna
Maan Jao
Plz Mt Padho
Gadha-wahi Krta H Jis Kam Ko Mana Karo.;)
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'larka:
"dil ruba"
Larki:
"balance bhijwa"
Larka:
"paisay nahi"
Larki:
"kaisay nahi?"
Larki:
"kaisay nahi?"
Larka:
"mehangai hai."
Larki:
"phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai."/
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Kala suit d kali chuni utte phul kadai da
ik ta saali kudi nai fasdi uton syapa padai da
tu ta kanjra theek hi hona
haal das sadi *PARJAI*da.
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Kanjuso ka Mela Laga hai Haridwar me,
Prasad me recharge cupan or sms pack diya jayega,
kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye MSG sirf selected KANJUSO ko bheja Ja raha ha.
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"AMRITSAR"da bazar hove,
kale rang di safari car hove.
Naal ak47"varga hathiar hove,
hik de jor nal chaldi sadi "sarkar"howe
piche bethi"Sade college"di koi "sohni mutiar hove,
vekh ke kudian kehan hay*SANDEEP* warga sada v koi yaar hove.
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Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir se ruthe to jag chute,
agar fir ruthe to dil tute,
or agar fir ruthe to...
utar chappal maar sale ko, jab tak chappal na tutte.
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Happy diwali
ab tum sab sochte honge
happy diwali kyu,
areh bhai meri marzi
mera phone
mera page...
Joh dil bola woh message post krdiya
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2 studnt raat me pdte hue
1st ; kitna tym hoa hai,
Du$re ne 1 pthr uthakr samne girls hostl me mara
Ek ldki nikli or boli :kmino ab to so jao rat k 2 bje hai...
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Kashmir
ki
wadiyon
me,
Barfili
hawaon
me,
Jheel
k
kinare
baithe,
Ranjhe
nu
Heer
ne
kiha
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
"Ve kanjra"
Hero na ban,
koti pa le,
Thand lag ju
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Bullt wala (activa wali nu)-kde bullt chlaya?
Activa wali tez krke age chali gyi
bullt wala fer brabr ya k puchda -kde bullt chlaya" ?
Agge ja k bullt wale da axidnt ho gya.
Activa wali aa k kehndi - aya mza?
Bullt walla" Bandriye tahi tan puchda c ki j chlaya ta dsde brekaa kithe a..
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3 pagl bed pe so rhe the
teno ko jagah km ho rhi thi
1 pagal bed se utr k niche so gya
2nd pagl: oye !ab jagh ho gyi h upr aa ja
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Santa ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi -
woh ajmer mannat mangne gaya -
wahan uski maa gum ho gai
Santa bola - ya khuda teri khudai,
apni te mili nai bapu di v gawai.
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Agar Koi Ladki Apko
Bhai Kahe To Ghabrana Mat
Kyonki Bhai Bole To
B: Best
H: Husband
A: Avalibale
I: In India
Send To All Bhai &didi Log.
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Bacha home work kr raha tha k pencil gir,
wo us ko uthanay k leay jhuka to seenay main hath rakh lia ,
 maa boli: beta senay main dard hai kya?
Beta : nahi mom kal humari miss chaak uthany k leay jhuki to un k dono 'PHEPHRAY' bahar aa gye thy
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Ek Budhe Ne, Sohni Kudi Nu Akh Mari.
Kudi kehndi Budhe tenu Sharm ni aundi.
Budha kehnda
"Kismat De Naal Milda kamlie Pyar Bazurgan Da.
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Ek Baar Ek Larki Ko Ek Larke Ne Kaha, "I Love You" ..
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. Larki Ne Us Ko Apna Number De
Diya..!! ..
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. Moral : Tum Bhi Try Karo,
Kuch Na Kuch To jarur Milega..!!
Thappar ya Number
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Hum kabhi padh na sake
kyuki
PADHAI sirf do wajahse hoti he
1=shok se
2=dar se
faltu ke shok hm palte ni
or darte to hm kisi k baap se bhi nhi...
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