1 Kanjoos Apne Bachchon Se Bola,(Punjabi SMS)

1 Kanjoos Apne Bachchon Se Bola,
Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Hayega Use 5 Rs Dunga,
Bachche 5-5 Rs. Lekar So Gaye,
Subah Bola Jo 5-5 Rs. Dega Use Hi Khana Milega…
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Girl: tusi bada sohna gaaunde ho,
Boy: main sunya tusi vi bada sohna gaa lainde ho,
Girl: oh tan main bas bathroom singer han,
Boy: tan fer kadi bulao othe hi mehfil lavange. ;)
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Sat Shri Akal, Dosto!
This forum of for couplets i.e Sheyar Jehde K 2 lines wich Hunde Ne...Which have the same rhyming n meter.

Here we go.. Share Some From Your side...

Likho phir ghaints jehe couplets...
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Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,

Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,

Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…
Posted in Funny SMS Jokes, Love SMS Jokes
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Teacher to Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…

Teacher Again: Aapne Desh da “father of nation” kaun ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…

Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni…

Teacher: Chal kal yaad karke aayi, ok?

Next day at school teacher chalo sunao ki yaad karke aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne.
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Assi Jeonde Aan 1 Vaar
Assi Marde Aan 1 Vaar
Pyar 1 Vaar Hunda Ae
Veyah Vi 1 Vaar Hi Hunda Ae

Taan Fer Ne Saale Exams Var-Vaar Kyon?

“Jago Students, Jago Vai…”
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