Costumer raat nu hotel vich ja ke waiter nu kehnda:

Costumer raat nu hotel vich ja ke waiter nu kehnda

Costumer raat nu hotel vich ja ke waiter nu kehnda: 
surili jehi chah bana ke lya, 
miss pooja vargi. Waiter: 
sir, ethe majh da dudh milda miss pooja da...
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Result Je Changa Hove: 
Teacher: Hosiyar Jawak Hai 
Maa: Rab Di Mehar Ho Gayi 
Baapu: Putt Kihda Hai 
Dost: Chal Daru Peen Chaliye… 
Rusult Je Kharab Hove: 
Teacher: Padhai Ch Dhiyan Ni Siga 
Maa: Agg...
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Ik Sarabi Pati Apni Patni Nu Phone Karda Hai,
Pati: Aaj Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakda,
Patni: Kyo?
Pati: Meri Car Da Stering Ate Gair Chori Ho Gye Ne,
Thori Der Bad Pati Fir Phone Karda Hai,
Pati : Main Ghar Aa Riha Haa,
Patni: Hune Ta Tusi Mana Karde Pai C,
PatiL O Main Galti Naal Picchli Seet Te Beh Giya C…
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Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan.
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Santa Ik Din Kothe Utte Khadeya Si Te Sochda-Sochda Boleya,
“Yaar Bachpan Vich Main 10vi Manzil Ton Kud Geya Si”.
Banta: Fer Bach Geya Si Jaa Mar Gaya Si,
Santa: Pata Nahi Yaar Badi Purani Gall Hai.
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Ik Building Vich Agg Lag Payi,
Sante Ne Ik Dum Agg Ch Chhlaang La Diti,
Te Chaar Bandeyan Nu Bahar Khich Leyaya,
Santa Bada Khush Hoya,
Par Agle Din Ohnu Police Fad Ke Lai Gayi,
Pata Chaleya, Oh Chaar Bande Fire Brigade Wale Si.
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Santa was working a MNC as an Executive. Today is his meeting with CEO.

Santa went inside the cabin and Asked the permission to sit. But CEO said its been 1 pm
You Plz go outside Kuch kha pee kar aa jao.
Santa Back
Santa– Entered in the cabin Pulled a chair set on that and put his leg on the table at front of Boss. Chall Officra duss ki gall a hunn kehda nawa syapa pauna hega.
Boss—Santa behave yourself
Santa—Kehda behave oe khote deya puttra pehla kenda khaa pee k a te fer behave.Chall chadd a le ik pegg tu v maar le fer vekh ki hunda.
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