A lady broke the traffic signal...
Police :- Stop!!
Lady :- Plz let me go.I'm a teacher...
Police :- Aah, I've waited for this moment all my life.
Now write...'I'll never break signal' 1000 times
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Saade jism ne vakh vich is duniya,
Chalo maniya tahiyon E duriya ne,
Par milde jad asin har janam de vich,
Fer is janam das ki majobriyan ne…
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Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe
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Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita…!
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Ik var di gal hai Ik jatt te ik angrej
train vich safar kar rahe hunde ne
angrej ohnu kehnda main tenu ik poem snauna
jatt kehnda thik aa
angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are?
fer angrej kehnda hun tu suna
jatt nu kush samaj ta lagdi ni par oh snaun lagda te kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar
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SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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Santa : Ik Waari Main Chotta Hunda C ,
Main Qutub Minaar Ton Gir Gaya C ..
Banta : Fir Mar Gaya C k Bach Gaya C ??
Santa : Mainu Yaad Nai Main Chotta Hunda C
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Teri yaari sohneya bhula nahi sakde,
lakh chaun te v yaar tere jiha pa nahi sakde.
Manneya waqt ne thora door kar ditta,
par tere dil to door ja nahi sakde
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