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Banta came to meet Santa at his house.
He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked.
"Come on Santa, aren't you ashamed? Why don't you wear something?", said Banta.
Santa sheepishly ran into the bathroom and came back wearing his slippers.
One day, the phone rang, and Little Johnny answered.
The Caller: May I speak to your parents?
Little Johnny: They're busy.
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The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Little Johnny: The police.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Little Johnny: They're busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Little Johnny: The firemen.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Little Johnny: They're busy.
The Caller: So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?
Little Johnny: Looking for me."
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