A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave.
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The world's ending and we still don't know as to "who let the dogs out", "what is love" and "who the fuck is Alice"?
And the guys don't even know about "Victoria's Secret""
Damn it!
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When a woman loves you, you're a husband;When a few women love you, you're a man;When many women love you, you're a lover;When hundreds of women love you, you're an idol;When thousands of women love you, you're a leader;When all the women in the world love you, you're not human but a gold, diamond, Rupee, Dollar, Euro, Yen...
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Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !
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When a Girl does Something Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
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