Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi

Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe,
Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi,
jab muh khulwaya to pta chala,
Saali kutti R.M.D. Khati thi.
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Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…
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Boy: Wow..
You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?

Girl: picasa Photoshop!

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Boy: Kya main tumhe pyara lgta hu.
Girl: Na
Boy: Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho.
Girl: Na
Boy: Aagr main mar jaun to tum rougi?
Girl: Na
Ladka bahut udas ho gya use bahut dukh hua aur wo rone laga.
Ladki ne use apne qarib kiya aur kaha:
Tum Pyare nahi bahut Khubsurt ho.
Main tumhare sath rehna nahi balki Jeena chahti hu.
Agar tumhe kuch ho gya to mein roungi nahi mar jaungi.
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Boy:”hey,

i love u,

meri gf banogi.. ??

.

.

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Grl:”hmmmm!

Apna numbr de do,

jab current bf se break-up hoga

to miss call kar dungi…

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