Tumhari chhapalon ka design

Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,


Tumhari chhapalon ka design har roz badla hua nazar aata hai,


Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,


Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain…
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An old Indian woman slips n falls. 

She says, 

'Hai meri kismat.!'

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A foreigner girl walks past n says, 

'Hi....

Merry christmas to u too.
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Raatan nu nind na aave,

Dine chain na aava,

Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?

Rab ne muskara ke keha,” Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai…!!!

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