Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde(Punjabi SMS)

Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu
Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal
Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde
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Tutak Tutak Tutiyan Dahi Jama Lo,
Je Garmi Lag Rahi Taan Cooler Chala Lo,
Je Bore Ho Reha Hai Taan Mera Number Mila Lo,
Je Message Changa Ni Laggeya,
Mobile Nu Agg La Lo…
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Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd Ke, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si.
Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
Santa: Saale, Main Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha Haan.

Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,
Te Bus Full Ho Gayi…

Conductor: No More, No More Please.

Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.
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Santa: Main Kal Tainu Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya,
Par Tu Kyu Nai Chakkeya?
Banta: Kyun Chakku Phone? Kal Main Jehda RS. 30/- Deke Gana
Lavaya Hai Oh Ki Tera Peyo Sunega…
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