Milna Bichadna Sab Kismat Ka Khel Hai,(Hindi SMS)

Milna Bichadna
Sab Kismat Ka
Khel Hai,
Kahi Nafrat Kahi
Dilo Ka Mel Hai,
Bik Jata Hai Har
Rishta Dunia Mein,
Sirf yaara di
yaari
"NOT FOR SALEHAI"...
Hum wo hai jo msg karke phn karte hai
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Ye 7star ******* apne7 bestfrndz ko bhejo
(muze b agr hu..)
agar apko 4 vaps aye to apko apka pyar iss 1-1-2013 ko 100% milega
apko apke pyar ki kasam.)
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Try This Maths Magic-
13837 x Ur age x 73 = ?
Aapki Age ke 4 tukde na ho jaaye to mera Naam badal dena.
It's Really Intresting..
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"YELLOW ROSE"
Agr kisi ko sache dil se frnd mante ho to ye msg sabhi dosto ko bhejo (MUJHE BHI) agr 3 wapis ate h to apka dream 25 dec. se pehle pura hoga.
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Toote dilon ke b sapne hote hai,
Dil milne ke bhi nagme hote hai,
Chahe koi bhi gum aye Aap ki zindagi me,
Hume yaad karna kyunki APNE TO APNE hote hai.
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3 , 13 , 23 , 33 , 43 , 53 , 63 , 73 , 83 , 93.
In no. me se koi 1 no. Chuno,
fir main apko apke baare me 1 baat btata hu jo shyd apko b nhi pta hoga.Reply fst
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((( (e
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((( (e
Sone wale ho?
Ruko...!
mujhe kahne to do.. G:O:OD N.I.G.H.T
Ab so jao.
((( ( l
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((( ( l
Pagal
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Madam: what is ur name?
Student: kehra sada naa ni janda
Madam: Ur age
Student: Dil hona chahide jawan, umran ch ki rakhya
Madam: Ur address
Student: Do adde mitran de, ya theke ya thaane
Madam: In which class do u read?
Student: mehfil mitran di lagdi roz chubare.
Madam: ur hobies?
Student: Mitran nu shonk hathiaran da
Madam: Ur aim
Student: Ni tu jat di pasand jat ne vyoni aa
Madam: Uff! I m going
Student: Ghar tera labh lange, tu naa dus ja mutiare.
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PYAR VICH KINA HI RULAYA US NE,
YAADAN NAAL KINA TADFAYA US NA,
JEHDI MITTI VICH ASI RULE SAJJNA,
USE MITTI NAAL GHAR BANAYA US NE
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Arranged Marriage
Rs.6,00,000 Shadi
Rs.4,00,000 jewellry
Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasme
total
Rs.10,50,000
Love Marriage
Rs.100 ka Stamp papr
Rs.20 Notary
Rs.50 ki Varmaala
Rs.10 ki Phto
Total Rs.180
Paisa apka
Pasand apki
Faisla apka
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Jo aaj raat chand nikalne ka intzar
karne vale hai vo kirpa na kare or so jai
kunyki aaj hamara bhar nikalne ka mood nhi hai:-) gud night and swt dreams mitra.
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Subah-Subah Suraj Ka Sath Ho,
Gun Gunate Parindo Ki Aawaz Ho,
Hath Me Coffee Aur Yado Me Koi Khas Ho,
Is Khubsurat Subah Ki Pahli Yaad Aap Ho.!
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Sabse badi jindagi hai,
Jindagi se bada pyar hai.
Pyar se badi dosti hai,
Dosti ek afsana hai.
Nibhao to apna hai,
Aur bhool jao to sapna hai
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Maza aata he Tume Sataane me
Ruthe naa Koyi to Maza kiya manane mein,
Ek Tumhi se toh khushi hain,
Warna rakha kya Hain is Be-Dard Zamane mein.
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Sapno Me Ek Pyara Dost Roz Aata Hai,
Sath Guzre Har Pal Ki Yaad Dilata Hai.
Dil Karta Hai Ye Lamha Yun Hi Ruka Rahe,
Par Subah Hote Hi Khwab Toot Jata Hai.
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"Ajnabi The Aap Hamare Liye,
Yu dost Bankar Milna Acha Laga !
Beshak SaGar se Gehri hai Aapki Dosti,
Tairna to Aata Tha,
Par Doobna Acha Laga.. :)
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Mere dil ki dharkan _/\__/\__/\_ jab aap SMS krte ho
to _/\/\/\_/\_/\/\/\_ or jb nhi krte to __________ SMS
kiya karo dil ka mamla he.
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Ek Ajib Sa Manzar Nazar Aata H,
Har Ek Aansu Samundar Nazar Aata H,
Kaha Rakhu Mai Shishe Saa Dil Apna,
Har Kisi Ke Hath Me Patthar Nazar Aata H!
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Unhe nafrat thi humse to izhar kyu kiya,
dena tha zehar to pyar kyu kiya,
de ke zehar kehte hai peena hoga,
jab pee gaye to bole tumhe meri kasam jeena hoga..
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Kanto main rehkar bhi hum jindgi ji lete hai,
har jakhm ko apne hatho se si lete hai,
jis hath ko keh diya pyar ka hath,
hum us hath se zehar bhi pi lete hai...@
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Reh na paoge kabi bhula kar dekh lo,
yakin agar na aaye to aazma kar dekh lo,
har dost ki aankho me najar aayenge hum.
Duniya me hazaro dost bana kar dekh lo...@
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Marne k bd hamare naseeb m janat ho na ho,
ye hawa ye fiza ho na ho,
e-dost jb tk zinda h tb tk to sms krlo,
kya pta hamri kabr me signl ho na ho...¤ e#*
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Kehte ha Ki 7 Phere 7 Janmo Ka Bandhan Hota He
Mgr
"F-R-I-E-N-D-S"
Ye 7 Words Agar Mil Jaye To Bs 1 Janam Me Hi 7 Janam Jine Ka Ehsas Ho Jata He. :-)
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Waqt ki raahon mein aap bhula do chahe hume,
par hum tumhe bhula na payenge,
iss dosti ki kasam,
aap pukaroge sapna mein.
Hum haqeet mein chale aayenge.
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Log khte h Hato ki Lakire Adhuri ho to
kismat Me Mohabbt Nhi hoti Pr hum kehte h ki
Hato me ho koi Pyara hath to Lakiro ki b jarurt nai hoti
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ishq di aag ch patther v pigl jande ne,
khushi de hanju gum ch badl jande ne,
kon yad kruga mainu umraa tk,
waqt de naal tan log v badl jande ne
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Ankho me koi hazaro sapne sajaye h.
Dilme chahat k "deepak" jalaye h.
A-Khuda pura ho har sapna unki nigaho ka,
jo is wqt mere sms me nazre jamaye h...@
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Thokar khate hai aur muskurate hai,
is dil ko sabar karna sikhate hain,
hum to dard lekar b logo ko yaad karte hai,
aur log dard dekr b bhul jate hain...@
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Youn to hum kisi ka peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e dil liya aur dia nahin karte,
kismat kee baat hai dillagi aap se hai,
warna...apna keemtee sms kisi ko key nhi krte.
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<('.') ('.')> /"/> </"/ _/" /_ _/" /_
Le, tere Bachche samhal. Road pe nach rahe the.
Achcha hua jo maine inhe pehchan liya....
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Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha:
Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho
Vakeel: Tum Chinta Mat Karo
Court Ke Baad Mujrim Kya Hua?
Pathan: Bahutai hundi. Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai,
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi
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Rply is must-
Ek aisi chiz batao jo mujhme h or wo aap 'copy' krna chahte ho ?
is msg ko sbko bhejo or jano k aap me kya special h.
1st reply me,
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Uska nam likho jinki yad in wrds ko dekh kr ati Hai
bstFrnd=
Cute=
Naughty=
smeon spcl=
Beautiful=
ur heartbeat=?
Ur life=?
emotional=?
reply must g..
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Que:-¡__________ ¡ -Isme,aap mere liye kya likhna chahate,hai@.
70,19,55,07,92,99,51,68,12
Sirf number bataye answer hum denge. Reply me,fast@...
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D0STI k panno se bhari kitaab ho TUM.
Rishton k phulon me GULAAB ho TUM.
Kuch log kahte hai k D0ST sachche nahi hote.
Un logon k sawaal ka jawaab ho TUM.
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Yeh aarzu thi ki aisa bhi hua hota,
 meri kami ne tujhe bhi udaas kiya hota,
 hum laut aate tere paas ek lamhe mein,
 tere labon ne mera naam to liya hota.
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Dosti Hr Chehre Ki Muskan Hoti H
Dosti Hi Sukh-Dukh Ki Pehchan Hoti H
Koi Ruth Bhi Jae To DIL Pe Mat Lena
Qki Dosti Zara Si Nadan Hoti H...
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Koyal ne mast nagma sunaya
to hamare labo peye paigam aaya
baharo ki mahefil parindo ka dera
mubarak ho aapko ye khubsurat saverA.
Gd morng g..:-*
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Mohabat karne walo ko inkar acha nhi lagta,
dunia walo ko ikrar acha nhi lagta,
jab tak ladka ladki bhag na jaye,
in logo ko pyar sacha nhi lagta.
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